Oh lord. First day of liquid diet. It felt like the day CRAWLED. It's not that bad but I would KILL for even a damn slice of american cheese. It's mostly the salty/savory flavor I'm missing right now. I'm tempted to just take a salt shaker to my tongue. As it stands right now, I have had about 700 calories and 90g of protein... Maybe a slice of cheese will not throw me off the wagon. NO! NO CHEESE! I will NOT cheat. I am peeing like crazy, too. I've probably had about 80 ounces of water IN...
