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03-16-2008, 02:31 PM
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older ... they were cramming for their finals!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
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03-16-2008, 02:40 PM
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lol... great thought provoking comments! lmao
I have my theories for the first one...and a cpl of others....
I like the one about the plane!
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03-16-2008, 02:42 PM
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I like the "Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans"...lmao
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03-16-2008, 02:43 PM
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lol!! 
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03-16-2008, 02:46 PM
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Which brand? He drinks them all!!!!!!!! LMAO.
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03-16-2008, 02:47 PM
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Oh heck that would be a hrd choice huh?
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03-16-2008, 03:12 PM
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LMAO!!!!! Gotta love it!
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Originally Posted by beckamarie  Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? | Right up my alley  | 
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03-17-2008, 08:18 AM
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Thanks for making me laugh today BeckaMarie, I love these!!
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you come up with the best, beckamarie!!
so......... funny!!
thanks for sharing!!
lol,
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