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03-17-2008, 08:55 AM
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| Seasoned Veteran  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hawaii
Posts: 3,632
Blog Entries: 9 Weight Statistics 07/23/2007 Start Date:
July 23, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 2" Height: 230 lb Start Weight:
120 lb Current Weight:
125 lb Goal Weight:
110 lb Weight Loss:
-5 lb Lb Left to Lose:
47.8260869565 % % Lost:
June 23 2008 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 42.0629552549 BMI Start:
21.9458896982 BMI Current:
22.860301769 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass   |  Need a Laugh Today...A Few Jokes While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: What are the four main food groups? Students: Canned, frozen, instant, and lite. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW. P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.   ver thetop: |
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03-17-2008, 10:23 AM
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| WLS Mentor  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North West, NJ
Posts: 1,093
Weight Statistics 1/14/2008 Surgery Date:
5' 10" Height: 330 lb Start Weight:
255 lb Current Weight:
180 lb Goal Weight:
75 lb Weight Loss:
75 lb Lb Left to Lose:
22.7272727273 % % Lost:
Summer 09 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 47.3448979592 BMI Start:
36.5846938776 BMI Current:
25.8244897959 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | Ok, that e-mail one was flippen funny! You are a hoot!
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03-17-2008, 10:36 AM
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| Seasoned Veteran  Join Date: May 2007 Location: minnesota
Posts: 3,693
Weight Statistics july 21, 2007 Start Date:
august 17, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 6" Height: 339 lb Start Weight:
185 lb Current Weight:
160 lb Goal Weight:
154 lb Weight Loss:
25 lb Lb Left to Lose:
45.4277286136 % % Lost:
Body Mass Index 54.7100550964 BMI Start:
29.8565197429 BMI Current:
25.8218549128 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | you are a hoot, thanks for sharing!
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03-17-2008, 02:03 PM
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| WLS Master Guru  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ct
Posts: 840
Weight Statistics 03/29/07 Surgery Date:
5' 7" Height: 257 lb Start Weight:
137 lb Current Weight:
150 lb Goal Weight:
120 lb Weight Loss:
-13 lb Lb Left to Lose:
46.6926070039 % % Lost:
Body Mass Index 40.2474938739 BMI Start:
21.4548897305 BMI Current:
23.4907551793 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass  | Thanks for the jokes BeckaMarie!!
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03-17-2008, 05:36 PM
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| WLS Mentor  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: N.Y.
Posts: 1,130
Weight Statistics June 25,2007 Start Date:
June 25,2007 Surgery Date:
5' 7" Height: 322 lb Start Weight:
192 lb Current Weight:
152 lb Goal Weight:
130 lb Weight Loss:
40 lb Lb Left to Lose:
40.3726708075 % % Lost:
07/2008 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 50.4268211183 BMI Start:
30.0681666295 BMI Current:
23.8039652484 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | Loved them. Tks.
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03-18-2008, 10:52 AM
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| WLS Master Guru  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: PA (Near Philly)
Posts: 663
Blog Entries: 1 Weight Statistics March 12, 2008 Surgery Date:
5' 6" Height: 340 lb Start Weight:
251 lb Current Weight:
150 lb Goal Weight:
89 lb Weight Loss:
101 lb Lb Left to Lose:
26.1764705882 % % Lost:
Body Mass Index 54.8714416896 BMI Start:
40.5080348944 BMI Current:
24.2079889807 BMI Goal:
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