For the last couple of months, I've been having some interesting abdominal pains. I thought they were related to malabsorption and things not being digested well. Sometimes I would have shooting pains that took my breath away. They are symmetrically opposite from where my appendix still sits, so it wasn't that, and they came and went apparently at random. Sometimes it was just vague feelings that something was lurking ready to pounce and hurt me bad.
A few weeks ago, I got a whiff of that crud that everyone was passing around. (When you stand all day in front of 40 - 100 students, all coughing in your direction ...) Anyway, I was coughing and every time I would cough, I would get such stabs of pain shooting up from my left groin area that I had to stop in mid-cough to make it go away. About the same time, I was coughing and felt (and heard) something down there go "pop"! (Hmmm - this is not normally expected behavior ...)
Long story shortened
(too late!!), it looks like I have an inguinal hernia. Tomorrow I'm going in to have it fixed. Oh boy! More surgery!! ("Take a deep breath and count backwards from 99." "Ninety ni...") At least it'll be easier for the surgeon to find things in that empty belly now that the fat's all been moved out!

So the good news is that they found the problem and it is repairable.
The bad news is that it's gonna ruin a lot of good time preparing my classes for next semester, and it ain't gonna be any fun at all!
The ugly news is that Peanut's folks (who think that WLS is not normal and interferes with the way God made us) have no reservations at all about me having this surgery, which will install a nylon mesh to close the defect in the abdominal muscles that God put there ... <sigh> They're such good people, and we love them dearly, but they're easier to live with from 1200 miles away!
Anyway, if I post anything tomorrow that sounds like I'm incoherent and on drugs - it's only because I'll be incoherent and on drugs!

Enjoy!!
CT