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| WLS Mentor | As i was cleaning up my bookshelf the other day i found some things that an old roomate left with me once. Thought you guys might get a smile from it. (No this is not poembandits work, haven't seen her lately) You may want to read this outloud for the best effect. A LITTLE POEM REGARDING COMPUTER SPELL CHECKERS Eye Halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer told me sew Source Unknown
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| WLS Mentor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Milford Kansas
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Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | That was funny!! |
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| Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NYC ~ Love it!!!
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Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | That is great!!! I read the poem first....and then your note....I immediately thought - "poem bandit"..... I miss him....has he been missing in actions....????
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| Super Moderator | We get the same kind of thing in Japanese configuration. Japanese writing consists of the Japanese alphabet and Kanji--Chinese characters. We first type in the alphabet and hit the change button so the word will change into Kanji. We have many words that, written in the alphabet, turn out the same (pronounciation can be different because of where the accent is placed) and can be differentiated only by which Kanji is used. The different Kanji coming up is elementary. It gets crazy, though, when one types a long word, especially some tech word that's not in common use, we get all sorts of crazy combinations, that is both funny and frustrating. (Ex, microcirculation turning up as tail-small-circulation) Many a time have I sent off emails without catching the crazy combo, and having to send off a correction, or worse yet, an apology.
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| WLS Mentor | [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME~1/Krys/LOCALS~1/APPLIC~1/IM/Runtime/Image/380392~1/IMAGE0~1.JPG[/IMG]Definitely not the work of the poem bandit. I think that she is either taking a cat nap or hibernating for the winter. The only thing that seems to wake her up is friends beautiful singing voice. That sounds really frustrating Doc, but i imagine that you could send some very funny e-mails. (Tehee). Glad y'all liked it. PS- i went to submit this post and noticed that the pic i put there doesn't want to show for me. Are you getting words or do you see the pic i tried to put there? If not i'll try to find another way for you all to see it. It's so cute, but i won't tell you what it is, that would spoil the fun.
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| Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SOMEPLACE LONG ISLAND, NY
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Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | cute poem thanks for shareing it
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| Super Moderator | Ummm, sorry but can't see the pic. Maybe something is missing in the file name?
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| Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NYC ~ Love it!!!
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Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | No pic...sorry!
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