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11-27-2006, 05:59 AM
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| WLS Mentor  |  Santa's naughty list ok, well i know i'm risking being put on santa's naughty list but i just had to share these that i found.... HOW TO CONFUSE SANTA CLAUSE -Instead of milk & cookies, leave out a salad & a note that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. -When he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. -Leave a note that says you've gone away for the holidays and ask if he would mind watering your plants -While he's in the house, replace all of his reindeer with exact replicas. Wait to see what happens when he tries to get them to fly -Keep angry Bull in living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he see's a little red cape, wait till he sees that big red, suit. -Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof holding signs that say, "We hate Christmas" and "Go away Santa. -While he's in the house, find his sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment and take off -Leave a plate filled with cookies and a big glass of milk with a note that says, "For the Tooth-Fairy" -Take everything out of your house as if you've been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime." -Leave out a Santa Suit, with a dry cleaning bill.
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11-27-2006, 09:19 AM
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11-27-2006, 12:04 PM
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| Seasoned Veteran  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NYC ~ Love it!!!
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Weight Statistics 4/19/06 Surgery Date:
5' 8" Height: 333 lb Start Weight:
171 lb Current Weight:
155 lb Goal Weight:
162 lb Weight Loss:
16 lb Lb Left to Lose:
48.6486486486 % % Lost:
010/19/08 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 50.6269463668 BMI Start:
25.9976211073 BMI Current:
23.5650951557 BMI Goal:
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