Snowman poop

freebird · 11-27-2006, 06:04 AM

So here's something that you can leave in the top of a stocking for those on santa's bad list, (like me?)

(put a bag of mini marshmallows in a baggie and tie shut, attatch the following note,)

Santa knows that you've been bad,
so listen here's the scoop,
All you get for Christmas is,
this bag of snowman poop.

DocSanae · 11-27-2006, 06:18 AM

bren · 11-27-2006, 06:23 AM

too funny!!!

Pillows · 11-27-2006, 07:07 AM

does anyone happen to know if there are any sugar free marshmallows on the market? I have been craving a toasted snowman poop lately. I love peanut butter smores instead of the choc kind. hmmm just a thought.
Janae

NativeGirl2006 · 11-27-2006, 03:30 PM

HA..HA...
I need to do that to my kids..lol

freebird · 11-28-2006, 09:04 AM

-what do you call a chicken at the north pole?
a> lost

-what do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
a>anything you want, he can't hear anything

-what do reindeer have that no other animal on the planet has?
>baby reindeer

-where do polar bears keep their money?
a>in a snow bank

Pillows · 11-28-2006, 09:09 AM

those are pretty cute. Thanks for the smile sweetie.
Janae

Kat · 11-28-2006, 08:04 PM

I love the poem and the riddles!

11-27-2006, 06:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
freebird WLS Mentor Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: outside of Ottawa Ontario Posts: 1,187 Please Enter Height:	Snowman poop So here's something that you can leave in the top of a stocking for those on santa's bad list, (like me?) (put a bag of mini marshmallows in a baggie and tie shut, attatch the following note,) Santa knows that you've been bad, so listen here's the scoop, All you get for Christmas is, this bag of snowman poop. __________________ Don't let todays sorrows cloud tomorrows dreams (Surgery date? = still waiting)

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Pillows Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: McGuire Air Force Base, New Jersey, USA Posts: 2,495 Please Enter Height:	does anyone happen to know if there are any sugar free marshmallows on the market? I have been craving a toasted snowman poop lately. I love peanut butter smores instead of the choc kind. hmmm just a thought. Janae __________________ "Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect...it means that you have learned to see past the imperfections. " Surgery date April 4th 2006

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11-28-2006, 09:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
freebird WLS Mentor Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: outside of Ottawa Ontario Posts: 1,187 Please Enter Height:	-what do you call a chicken at the north pole? a> lost -what do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? a>anything you want, he can't hear anything -what do reindeer have that no other animal on the planet has? >baby reindeer -where do polar bears keep their money? a>in a snow bank __________________ Don't let todays sorrows cloud tomorrows dreams (Surgery date? = still waiting)

11-28-2006, 09:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pillows Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: McGuire Air Force Base, New Jersey, USA Posts: 2,495 Please Enter Height:	those are pretty cute. Thanks for the smile sweetie. Janae __________________ "Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect...it means that you have learned to see past the imperfections. " Surgery date April 4th 2006

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Kat Seasoned Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,055 5/17/06 Start Date: 5' 6" Height:	I love the poem and the riddles! __________________ Play by the rules, but be ferocious.

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