[freebird]

1- You notice that your tie is sticking out of your fly.
2- Someone uses your tongue as a coaster.
3- You find yourself kissing portraits on the wall.
4- Your underwear are hanging from chandelier.
5- You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
6- You strike a match and light your nose
7- You take off your shoes and start wading in the potatoe salad.
8- You hear someone say, "Call a Priest".
9- You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10- You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the hall closet.
11- You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
12- You tell everyone you have to go home....and the party is at your place.
13- You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
14- You yawn at the biggest bore in the room...and realize your in front of the hall mirror
15- You pick up a roll and butter your watch.
16- Suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
17- Your at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass the bedpan.
18- You take out a hankerchier and blow your ear.
19- You tell your best joke to a rubber plant
20- You realize that you're the only one under the coffee table.

[DocSanae]

OMG, where do you pick these up?!

[freebird]

Now Doc, if i told you that i wouldn't be able to amuse you all with humor cause you'd have heard them already

[DocSanae]

Too true!!