[freebird]

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: MANAGEMENT
SUBJECT: OFFICE CONDUCT DURING CHRISTMAS SEASON

Effective immedieately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Reverly Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1- Running aluminum foil through the shredder to make tinsel is greatly discouraged.
2- Playing Jingle Bells on the push button phone is stricktly forbidden, (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
3- Work requests are not to be filed under, "Bah Humbug"
4- Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5- All fruit cake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25
6- Egg nog will not be dispensensed in the vending machines.

IN SPITE OF ALL OF THIS, STAFF ARE ENCOURAGED TO HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!!!

[DocSanae]

Too cute!!