Office Memo

freebird · 12-01-2006, 08:48 AM

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: MANAGEMENT
SUBJECT: OFFICE CONDUCT DURING CHRISTMAS SEASON

Effective immedieately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Reverly Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1- Running aluminum foil through the shredder to make tinsel is greatly discouraged.
2- Playing Jingle Bells on the push button phone is stricktly forbidden, (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
3- Work requests are not to be filed under, "Bah Humbug"
4- Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5- All fruit cake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25
6- Egg nog will not be dispensensed in the vending machines.

IN SPITE OF ALL OF THIS, STAFF ARE ENCOURAGED TO HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!!!

DocSanae · 12-01-2006, 09:01 AM

Too cute!!

12-01-2006, 08:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
freebird WLS Mentor Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: outside of Ottawa Ontario Posts: 1,187 Please Enter Height:	Office Memo TO: ALL EMPLOYEES FROM: MANAGEMENT SUBJECT: OFFICE CONDUCT DURING CHRISTMAS SEASON Effective immedieately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Reverly Office and Leisure Industry Council). 1- Running aluminum foil through the shredder to make tinsel is greatly discouraged. 2- Playing Jingle Bells on the push button phone is stricktly forbidden, (it runs up an incredible long distance bill) 3- Work requests are not to be filed under, "Bah Humbug" 4- Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house. 5- All fruit cake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25 6- Egg nog will not be dispensensed in the vending machines. IN SPITE OF ALL OF THIS, STAFF ARE ENCOURAGED TO HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!!! __________________ Don't let todays sorrows cloud tomorrows dreams (Surgery date? = still waiting)

12-01-2006, 09:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
DocSanae Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tokyo, Japan Posts: 9,474 Blog Entries: 2 5' 5" Height:	Too cute!! __________________ "In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun." Just a li'l bit 'bout myself

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