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Old 08-20-2007, 11:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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3-16-2007
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Goal Weight:
117 lb
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7-23-08
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Can't resist... got this email and I just had to share it with you all. If you have a really funny one, share it with us here.

WHY MEN SHOULDN’T GO TO WALMART!

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shoppingboring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women—she loved tobrowse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from herlocal Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has beencausing quite acommotion in our store. We cannot tolerate thisbehavior andmay be forced to ban both of you from the store. Ourcomplaints againstMr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by ourvideo surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly putthem inpeople's carts when they weren't looking.
2, July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares togo off at 5-minute intervals.
3.. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her inan official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on itright away.
4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to puta bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOORsign toa carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the campingdepartment and told other shoppers he'd invite them inif they would bring pillows and blankets from thebedding department.
7. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could helphim he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't youpeople just leave me alone?
8. October 4: Looked right into the security cameraand used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
9.. November 10: While handling guns in the huntingdepartment, he asked the clerk where the
antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciouslywhile loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the auto department, he practicedhis 'Madonna lookby using different sizes of funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and whenpeople browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!
13. December 21: When an announcement came over theloud speaker, heassumed a fetal position and screamed OH NO! IT'STHOSE VOICES AGAIN!And last, but not least..
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut thedoor, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey!There's no toilet paper in here!
Regards,
---- WalMart
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Old 08-20-2007, 11:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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148 lb
Current Weight:
165 lb
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112 lb
Weight Loss:
-17 lb
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Old 08-20-2007, 03:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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5/07
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Start Weight:
132 lb
Current Weight:
132 lb
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93 lb
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41.3333333333 %
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8/1/08
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41.1485431842
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24.1404786681
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Thats funny thanks I needed a laugh!!
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Old 08-20-2007, 04:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hilarious! I am going to show that to my sick at home hubby and hope to cheer him up a bit. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 08-20-2007, 04:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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August 2, 2007
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Start Weight:
162 lb
Current Weight:
160 lb
Goal Weight:
121 lb
Weight Loss:
2 lb
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42.7561837456 %
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Christmas, 2008
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44.3192247717
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Old 08-20-2007, 04:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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07/23/2007
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230 lb
Start Weight:
120 lb
Current Weight:
125 lb
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110 lb
Weight Loss:
-5 lb
Lb Left to Lose:
47.8260869565 %
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June 23 2008
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42.0629552549
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21.9458896982
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Omg it hurts to laugh but I was rolling
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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March 12, 2008
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150 lb
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101 lb
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89 lb
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29.7058823529 %
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54.8714416896
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38.5713957759
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Sooo funny... That poor lady

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Old 08-22-2007, 07:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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363 lb
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170 lb
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170 lb
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193 lb
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53.1680440771 %
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12/31/09
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24.3897959184
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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112 lb
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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135 lb
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111 lb
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47.6394849785 %
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Nov 2008
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