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08-20-2007, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas
Posts: 1,702
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July 23, 2007 Surgery Date:
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294 lb Start Weight:
177 lb Current Weight:
160 lb Goal Weight:
117 lb Weight Loss:
17 lb Lb Left to Lose:
39.7959183673 % % Lost:
7-23-08 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index46.0418801515 BMI Start:
27.7190911116 BMI Current:
25.0568055246 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss MethodRoux en Y Gastric Bypass
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Can't resist... got this email and I just had to share it with you all. If you have a really funny one, share it with us here. WHY MEN SHOULDN’T GO TO WALMART! After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shoppingboring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women—she loved tobrowse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from herlocal Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has beencausing quite acommotion in our store. We cannot tolerate thisbehavior andmay be forced to ban both of you from the store. Ourcomplaints againstMr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by ourvideo surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly putthem inpeople's carts when they weren't looking. 2, July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares togo off at 5-minute intervals. 3.. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her inan official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on itright away. 4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to puta bag of M&M's on layaway. 5. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOORsign toa carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the campingdepartment and told other shoppers he'd invite them inif they would bring pillows and blankets from thebedding department. 7. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could helphim he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't youpeople just leave me alone? 8. October 4: Looked right into the security cameraand used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 9.. November 10: While handling guns in the huntingdepartment, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciouslywhile loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 11. December 6: In the auto department, he practicedhis 'Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and whenpeople browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME! 13. December 21: When an announcement came over theloud speaker, heassumed a fetal position and screamed OH NO! IT'STHOSE VOICES AGAIN!And last, but not least.. 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut thedoor, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey!There's no toilet paper in here! Regards, ---- WalMart  
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08-20-2007, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY
Posts: 10,172
Weight Statistics 4/19/2007 Surgery Date:
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260 lb Start Weight:
152 lb Current Weight:
165 lb Goal Weight:
108 lb Weight Loss:
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-20-2007, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Watertown, NY
Posts: 127
Weight Statistics 5/07 Start Date:
8/1/07 Surgery Date:
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225 lb Start Weight:
132 lb Current Weight:
132 lb Goal Weight:
93 lb Weight Loss:
41.3333333333 % % Lost:
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Body Mass Index41.1485431842 BMI Start:
24.1404786681 BMI Current:
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Thats funny thanks I needed a laugh!!
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08-20-2007, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: north carolina
Posts: 125
Weight Statistics Oct 26th 2006 Surgery Date:
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140 lb Current Weight:
120 lb Goal Weight:
90 lb Weight Loss:
20 lb Lb Left to Lose:
39.1304347826 % % Lost:
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30.3 BMI Current:
24.9 BMI Goal:
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Hilarious! I am going to show that to my sick at home hubby and hope to cheer him up a bit. Thanks for the laugh.
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08-20-2007, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tega Cay, SC
Posts: 1,014
Weight Statistics August 2, 2007 Start Date:
August 14, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 7"
Height:
283 lb Start Weight:
162 lb Current Weight:
160 lb Goal Weight:
121 lb Weight Loss:
2 lb Lb Left to Lose:
42.7561837456 % % Lost:
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25.3700155937 BMI Current:
25.0568055246 BMI Goal:
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08-20-2007, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Smiths Station Alabama
Posts: 4,363
Weight Statistics 07/23/2007 Start Date:
July 23, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 2"
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230 lb Start Weight:
130 lb Current Weight:
125 lb Goal Weight:
100 lb Weight Loss:
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23.7747138398 BMI Current:
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 Omg it hurts to laugh but I was rolling
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08-22-2007, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: PA (Near Philly)
Posts: 1,123
Weight Statistics March 12, 2008 Surgery Date:
5' 6"
Height:
340 lb Start Weight:
239 lb Current Weight:
150 lb Goal Weight:
101 lb Weight Loss:
89 lb Lb Left to Lose:
29.7058823529 % % Lost:
Body Mass Index54.8714416896 BMI Start:
38.5713957759 BMI Current:
24.2079889807 BMI Goal:
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Sooo funny... That poor lady
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08-22-2007, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Floyd County Virginia
Posts: 9,219
Weight Statistics September 19th 2007 Start Date:
September 19th 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 10"
Height:
363 lb Start Weight:
170 lb Current Weight:
170 lb Goal Weight:
193 lb Weight Loss:
53.1680440771 % % Lost:
12/31/09 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index52.0793877551 BMI Start:
24.3897959184 BMI Current:
24.3897959184 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss MethodRoux en Y Gastric Bypass
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I love it LadyHawk !!!!!
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08-23-2007, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Spartanburg, South Carolina
Posts: 1,206
Weight Statistics 22 August 06 Start Date:
5' 4"
Height:
262 lb Start Weight:
158 lb Current Weight:
160 lb Goal Weight:
104 lb Weight Loss:
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39.6946564885 % % Lost:
Body Mass Index44.9672851562 BMI Start:
27.1176757812 BMI Current:
27.4609375 BMI Goal:
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08-23-2007, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Virginia
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127 lb Current Weight:
135 lb Goal Weight:
106 lb Weight Loss:
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Hey, I KNOW this guy! His name is Roger. LOL
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