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01-25-2008, 09:34 PM
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| Newbie  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paso Robles, California
Posts: 6
Weight Statistics March/April/May '08 Surgery Date:
Height: 330 lb Start Weight:
330 lb Current Weight:
150 lb Goal Weight:
180 lb Lb Left to Lose:
2 years Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 53 BMI Start:
53 BMI Current:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass |  OMG funny joke!
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like them! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!' The cab driver hit a parked car. 
__________________ Laura Weight: 330lbs  Height: 5'6" BMI: 53 |
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01-25-2008, 11:18 PM
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| Seasoned Veteran  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hawaii
Posts: 4,013
Blog Entries: 9 Weight Statistics 07/23/2007 Start Date:
July 23, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 2"
Height:
230 lb Start Weight:
130 lb Current Weight:
125 lb Goal Weight:
100 lb Weight Loss:
5 lb Lb Left to Lose:
43.4782608696 % % Lost:
June 23 2008 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 42.0629552549 BMI Start:
23.7747138398 BMI Current:
22.860301769 BMI Goal:
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hahahahahahahahaha OMG That is hilariouse
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01-26-2008, 06:52 AM
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| Seasoned Veteran  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 2,337
Weight Statistics 12-19-07 Start Date:
1-29-08 Surgery Date:
5' 3"
Height:
286 lb Start Weight:
170 lb Current Weight:
150 lb Goal Weight:
116 lb Weight Loss:
20 lb Lb Left to Lose:
40.5594405594 % % Lost:
eventually Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 50.6570924666 BMI Start:
30.1108591585 BMI Current:
26.5684051398 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass |
lmao!!!!!!!!!!
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01-26-2008, 10:09 AM
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| Seasoned Veteran  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas
Posts: 1,645
Weight Statistics 3-16-2007 Start Date:
July 23, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 7"
Height:
294 lb Start Weight:
177 lb Current Weight:
160 lb Goal Weight:
117 lb Weight Loss:
17 lb Lb Left to Lose:
39.7959183673 % % Lost:
7-23-08 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 46.0418801515 BMI Start:
27.7190911116 BMI Current:
25.0568055246 BMI Goal:
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That is way to funny.
__________________  I am only as strong as the caffine I drink, the hairspray I use, and the girl friends I have.  |
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01-26-2008, 10:47 AM
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| WLS Guru  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Posts: 433
Blog Entries: 1 Weight Statistics 8 years old.... Start Date:
April 3, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 2"
Height:
314 lb Start Weight:
166 lb Current Weight:
130 lb Goal Weight:
148 lb Weight Loss:
36 lb Lb Left to Lose:
47.1337579618 % % Lost:
April 2008 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 57.4250780437 BMI Start:
30.3584807492 BMI Current:
23.7747138398 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass  |
A great laugh!
__________________ 314 lbs To 166lbs     Today is a NEW DAY. You will get out of it just what you put into it.  |
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01-26-2008, 06:26 PM
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| Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 1,864
Blog Entries: 8 Weight Statistics July 10, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 6"
Height:
271 lb Start Weight:
145 lb Current Weight:
145 lb Goal Weight:
126 lb Weight Loss:
46.4944649446 % % Lost:
Body Mass Index 43.7357667585 BMI Start:
23.4010560147 BMI Current:
23.4010560147 BMI Goal:
Weight Loss Method Roux en Y Gastric Bypass | LMAO ! THATS TOO FUNNY
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01-26-2008, 06:33 PM
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| WLS Mentor  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,241
Blog Entries: 1 Weight Statistics On and off my whole life... Start Date:
November 20, 2007 Surgery Date:
5' 9"
Height:
287 lb Start Weight:
212 lb Current Weight:
150 lb Goal Weight:
75 lb Weight Loss:
62 lb Lb Left to Lose:
26.1324041812 % % Lost:
August 2009 Goal Date:
Body Mass Index 42.3778617937 BMI Start:
31.3035076665 BMI Current:
22.1487082546 BMI Goal:
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That was soooooooooooooo funny.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We all need a good laugh now and then thanks,
__________________ Tammy  Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often!    |
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